The players have been moaning that training needs to be more structured, so Fash invites ex Arsenal Captain Paul Davis to help the team with their defence. The team discuss Brenton and his outbursts and what they should do about it. Brenton is Match Donkey and learns to massage like Sue the physio. He is tasked to massage some rather unattractive models. Fash FC play Enfield Rangers in the Cup and Brenton has to massage the boys before the game, dressed up as a nurse.